OK, so Vincent Jackson's agent said Chargers GM AJ Smith was "The Lord of No Rings"
In general I have a rule, take the side against the agent...but this is a good line...and so I am stealing it...ehhhh borrowing it....urrr....taking it!
While looking for a name for the blog I considered "Branyan to the DL" but it seemed boring. Why Branyan to the DL?
Back in July Branyan got hurt...he had a bad toe. A toe that was allegedly the victim of horrible, unprovoked table attack.
The story goes Branyan went to close the curtains in his hotel room at 5 a.m. when the vilolent table unleashed its attack. The table went Georges St Pierre on Branyan's toe. Now, with the Seattle Ichiro's 365 games out in the AL West, Branyan had another very believable mishap. Now it is another evil piece of furniture....the offending furniture this time is a pizza parlor chair! This guy is clearly not the most creative story teller of all time!
Anyway, Lord of No Rings it is. I never got a ring...well, other than in high school, and getting married, but those don't make for good blog names. Shoot, maybe "Lord of the No Rings" doesn't either, but that is what I am going with!
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